Movie Quote of the Day: Army of Darkness (1992)

Ash: "Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the Sporting Goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"